I used to like to pretend that the guys I dated were hot Edward Scissorhands and I was a fatter, less popular Winona Rider. In my fantasy I had to save them from their tortured lives as isolated, misunderstood artists or the townspeople would revolt against them (townspeople = my parents). Unfortunately, most of these guys turned out to be Beetlejuices who made me feel like a disembodied pair of legs.

Am I talking about two different Tim Burton movies right now? Yes. But really only one- I watched Edward Scissorhands over the break and dude- I was sobbing. It’s time for you to watch this movie again. 

Can you believe I had never seen this movie before? What a sad life I’ve led.

So sweet and realistic! I am amazed they were able to pull off the scene in the laundry room between Charlie Sheen and Kerri Green. There is an INTENSE moment where he puts the towel around her shoulders, yowzers, you feel that. I felt like I was sitting in the band room closet all over again. Girlhood nostalgia to the max!

Winona Ryder looks like an adorable little boy, Piven is full of roid rage and poor Corey Haim … what can be said about that little guy? Kerri Green looks a little like Emma Watson.

This movie is full of teenage feelings.