Happy Halloween, everybody! It’s been a long time since I’ve posted, but I want to get in the Halloween spirit and introduce you to the scariest, ghouliest, worst movie you’re ever going to see in your life. It’s called Grizzly Rage and it is streaming on Netflix.
It’s basically about a bunch of morons who try to go camping but fuck it up so bad they drive their car into a tree and then get eaten by a bear.
Last year my boyfriend tricked me into going camping with him in bear country. This movie is a fairly accurate depiction of what I thought was going to happen to us. There are a few differences. One of the differences is that I was camping in Yellowstone National Park, and these people are camping in a dumping ground for nuclear waste that they broke in to by ramming the locked gates with their car.